Tick tock, y’all. The due date is Friday and we are just going about our lives, pretending that we’re not wondering every day when we wake up whether that day will be the day. Baby day. So for your entertainment, a few things that start happening when you’re four days from your due date.
Anytime you call someone you don’t speak to on a daily basis, they answer the phone with “Is there a baby?!”
You start to clean any and everything you can just so you don’t have to do it later. But you want to punch anyone in the face if they tell you smugly that you’re nesting.
If your baby is due the day after Thanksgiving, you set up your Christmas decorations in the middle of November to ensure that they’ll actually make it out of the box.
You stop caring that you’ve been wearing and washing the same two outfits over and over because they’re the only things that you want to wriggle your giant stomach into.
And that’s just the stuff that’s fit to print! Pregnancy is weird, guys. But pretty soon that whole adventure will be long gone (and hopefully some of the details forgotten?) and we’ll be on an entirely new roller coaster. In the meantime, hows about we set up a little baby day pool and make things interesting? Who wants $20 on Friday the 29th? xoxo