So as of 5:35 am today, I’ve officially lived 30 years of my life. If — if — I make it to 90, I’m already one-third done with my existence. I think I’m cool with that, because I’m pretty sure I’ve stuffed the last 30 years with enough excitement and shenanigans to last a lifetime. (Just ask my parents — they’ll give you an earful.) Anyhoo, I feel like letting today pass by without some sort of cheesy retrospective would just be irresponsible, so I now present to you: My Life in a Nutshell — A Timeline.